Come, Let's Talk Cock

Hi. After so long of not blogging I would now like to suddenly blog.

After so long of having fun and fooling around in Polytechnic with my wonderful friends and at the same time catching up with old buddies through this few months in 2009, I suddenly feel....old.

I'm only nineteen, and I feel old!

My mindset now somehow half change to mature man liao. But one half still a bloody kid lah.

Like now, my mature man side starting to think.....after NS what should I do? Continue studies or start hunting for jobs?

But my small kid side still like.....Aiyah heck care lah. Go with the flow man!

But people who fail to plan, plan to fail. I hate to fail!

And now my mind is starting to fill up with nonsense ideas that should concern a person much older than me.

Like how many kids should I have, what kind of salary I want, if I should buy a car to ferry the wife and kids around conveniently....

Nabei, no girlfriend still can talk about wife and kids! Sibei pro hahahaha!

Which brings me to my next point that keep bothering me....that I'm still single as of 1990.

It has never bothered me much not until now. I keep saying to myself if I don't find a girlfriend now I will die single or WORST.....a virgin. KNN!

I think the problem is that I'm too picky. I know so many nice, pretty and decent girls but yet I keep looking at the chiobus at the background that I chop arm and leg also cannot get.

I think now that I'm half more mature, I'm more able to at least interest girls. Not like last time. Girls see me don't want....I open mouth only they run like fuck! Hahaha! Ahem.

Somehow I don't feel the need to be worried, coz that ONE girl for me is surely out there...maybe far away or maybe right in front of my face. Just need to open my mouth and say "Hi".

Nowadays, I also keep thinking of old people issues... like how Singapore is filled to the brim with foreign talent.

Whether in the bus, train, on the road or even walking around can see them. They're everywhere.

There was once my family went out to eat at Long John's Silver. The person at the counter was a PRC. She struggled to comprehend what we were saying and we took a long time to order from her. I think we go longkang catch fish and goreng still faster.

In the end, our order came...mixed up. Said we wanted fish, she gave us chicken. Lucky Long John's no babi!

But at the road is funniest.

Those foreign workers will sometimes anyhow kamikaze jaywalk. Wanna jaywalk, at least walk fast, or even run. But nooooo. They will stroll across a 70km/h road while talking on the handphone. Hahaha! My dad will always say "You think this is Calcutta?!" Hahahaha!

*sigh*..... long time no blog. Really lost touch man.

Suay.

Hello children.

This old bird got some wisdom for you..

Come.. uncle tell you two stories.


One day, uncle go back to my secondary school...relive the old days playing soccer at the street soccer court.

But...go there play like shite.

But to top it all off, while I was playing I accidentally kicked the metal fence of the court hard.

Some of the skin/flesh on my right little toe was torn off and a lot of Milo flow out of the wound...coz Milo flows in me mah...hehe.

Okay jokes aside...a lot of red wine came out and I had to patch it up D.I.Y.

Blah blah blah.... went home and thought, "Woah, so suay. After so long, go back Unity play soccer and get free foot surgery. WtF man!"

But weeks passed..and this wound eventually started to heal.

First story. Now second story.

Yesterday I went to play soccer with my poly buddies somewhere in Choa Chu Kang (at a shelter)

Play play play....so shiok... laughing my ass off..

But game gonna end liao...everyone wanna zhao. I got the ball from the left side...so I try to give rembatan maut with my left foot.

Raise up my foot...accelerate left foot towards ball.....PIAK!

"Eh, why my rembatan maut so soft one."

Then I dunno what happen...I think someone scored..then I look at my foot.

The flesh in between my left little toe was like mangled and blood was everywhere.

What happened? My tyre kena the bloody curb! (I kicked a raised concrete bevel)

It was a while before the intense pain started.

But luckily got paramedics (with no license hahaha) who was there to help me. Also got one reporter (with no license also) who took pictures! Basket. Hahahaha!

But seriously...thanks guys for all the help. And the fun.

So that's all children. That's the two stories uncle wanna share with you all.

What's the moral of the story?

Don't anyhow kick concrete and metal objects?

WRONG.

Always wear shoes while playing soccer!

Nineteen Years Ol....Young

Yes. Believe it or not, Danny turned 19 as of today!


Phew.....seems like time really flies man!

It feels just like yesterday I was buying my secondary school books for 2003.

But it's 2009 now. Feels like....someone crushed everything I experienced since then into a ball and rembat far far.

Really must admit. Everything's happening so fast..deep inside it scares me!

C'mon...so fast gonna start booking in and booking out of camp in 1 more year!

I'm just 19 and I feel damn old already. Hahaha! Poor Sean, I wonder how he feels about this. He has seen more than me....Singapore merge with Malaysia...and then unmerge...Hock Lee bus riots..hahahaha! HOPE YOU DONT SEE THIS, AH PEK!

Well...we're only young for so long right.. So I better stop wasting my youth in front of the computer.

TIME TO CHIONG LICENSE AND RACE!

Just kidding about racing. Remember kids: Race on the track, not at traffic light! (puii arh hahaha)

But before I go..

Thanks for the wishes friends!
Thanks for the cake err...the cake people!
Thanks for the birthday song my choir: Cass, Huixian, Shafiq and Vejay!
Thank$ for the pre$ent$!

Most of all,
Alhamdullilah. Thank you Allah for prolonging my existence on Your beautiful earth. Thank you for granting me sustenance and good health for all these 19 years. May you bless all my brothers, sisters as well as myself with longevity. Amin.

Stranger By The Day

The days are getting stranger...


No more 2H02 (*sniff*)..

No more laughing and disturbing each other in class..

And it's getting hotter and hotter in Singapore..

And suddenly there's a sudden influx of chiobus in campus!


It's so perfect timing!

Hot weather + Chiobus = Hot chiobus!
It's not rocket science!

YOOOFOOO!
*Hadogei pelvic thrust*


Just something to keep the spirits up in these emotional times. :'(

I had no idea back then when we were 1G02/2G02 that I was gonna miss so much of our shenanigans and crazy stuff we'd do everyday.

It is only when things change that I start to realize the value of the time we got to spend together...

Laughing..(at Zul pretending to fall in front of some guys hahahahaha classic)

Fighting.. ("why are you jumping on me?!")

Telling ghost stories.. ("wah PIANG EH!")

Cycling.. ("where got sign say cannot cycle in MacRitchie?")

Or disturbing lecturers (TO DO DO DO DO OOOO.... <--Cowboy theme)

*SIGH*

Okay I'm done emo-ing.

Well, not actually. Everyday, I emo inside. :'(

Hahahahaha!


AND NOW.

I WILL SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT I SAW.

THAT IS SO OUTRAGEOUS I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT AT FIRST.

IT IS UTTERLY AND EXTREMELY HEART-WRENCHING.

THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
THIS IS MADNESS!



The vendors should be apprehended and tried as witches.

Rhinoceros Beetle.

Holy Smokes!







Today my Dad caught this and brought it home...much to my dismay.

I don't know why, but I've always been terrified of certain flying insects:

1] Bees because they STING and if you squish one the whole nest comes at you
2] Wasps because they STING repeatedly unlike bees who sting once and die
3] Hornets because they can hoot you with baseball bat....nah they STING and are so friggin' HUGE...it's a psychological kick in the ass!

Everytime any of these jokers fly inside the house, it will be funny and terrifying at the same time. Everyone will siam and dive onto the floor as if got bullet flying overhead hahaha!

However, my number #1 phobia: BEETLES.

Absolutely no idea why. I know they're harmless but there's something about their unruly flight patterns that creep me. Seeing one opening its wing cases before taking flight is already quite disturbing to me haha!

Small one already make me become Commando. This one is freaking HUGE! If it flew around in the house my balls will activate "Terrified Girl Mode".

It's really one badass beetle. Huge, has horns and very shiny. I've always imagined beetles to be in matte black finish.

Coooooool.